We’re delighted to bring you Tranquility Bay Hardware – planned to open as soon as the Moon is colonized!
Announcing the fourth location of our family-owned hardware stores:
Artemis, The Moon
About Us:
Experienced and Reliable
We have three local hardware stores on Earth, in San Francisco, San Rafael and Oakland, California, USA, all offering five-star service, and when rockets to the moon are ready, we’ll open our fourth store in Artemis, with the same stellar service guaranteed!
Helpful
Whether you’re a contractor working in Artemis, a tourist to the Moon, or just looking for six pressure valves for random DIY harvester projects, we can help with our out-of-this-world customer service guarantee!
Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed
We’ve been in business since 1939 in our first San Francisco store on Earth (and since 1921 at our newest, oldest store in Oakland), so we know about sticking around for the long run! We’re delighted to have plans to open the first hardware store on the moon – already immortalized by Jazz in Andy Weir’s latest book Artemis (no relation to Art3mis in Ready Player One)! And, just like all other 5,000 Ace Hardware stores, we’re proudly local!
INSPIRED WITH ADORATION BY LOCAL AUTHOR ANDY WEIR – in the book Artemis
CONTACT US – click to email “Mom” Michelle, the marketing person behind all our mom & Pop stores in the Solar System.
Or better yet, visit Tranquility Bay Hardware in person when Artemis opens!
HOURS:
We plan on being open 24 hours a “day” since our neighbors work around the clock on Artemis! That’s Ace Helpful!
PAYMENT:
Bring your Gizmo – payment only available in Slugs
We will gladly give you Ace Rewards points for purchases as an Ace Rewards member, even on the Moon. Didn’t bring your Ace Rewards card with you on your lunar vacation? No problem, we can look you up by last name or phone number. Not a member yet? Join Ace Rewards today, it’s free and you’ll get rewarded for shopping with us, both on Earth and on the Moon!
If we have the product in stock at our store, you can order online at AceHardware.com and have same-day pickup at Tranquility Bay Ace Hardware – with no extra charges. Special orders on AceHardware.com will take longer because of delays in deliveries from Earth.
LOCATION:
Artemis, The Moon
Orbiting Earth
Solar System
Other Stores that we own in this Solar System:
(All on Earth, in California, in the USA)
Marin Ace San Rafael
Laurel Ace Oakland
Standard 5&10 Ace San Francisco
Visit us on earth:
Standard 5&10 Ace, 3545 California Street, San Francisco CA 94118 415.751.5767 www.Standard5n10.com Email us!
Laurel Ace, 4024 MacArthur Blvd., Oakland CA 94619 510.530.1966 www.LaurelAce.com Email us!
Marin Ace, 180 Merrydale Road, San Rafael CA 94903 415.479.9393 www.MarinAce.com Email us!
This website was launched as a celebration of the day April 1, 2018
Inspired by Jazz’s visit to Tranquility Bay Hardware in the novel Artemis.